When I Read Cosmo for Tips?

I will make it publicly known that during my dating years, I was more intune with Sports Illustrated than Cosmopolitan and any other magazine of that genre. I still prefer the writing in Sports Illustrated to that of Cosmo. So imagine my surprise when sitting at my local CVS one day waiting for a prescription that I notice the cover of said magazine in bold letters on the cover that there were no less than 77 things men like in bed. I immediately opened to find what page this irrefutable information began. I love my husband very much, I mean, he still gives me butterflies when I start thinking about him. Can you imagine what he did for me when we were younger and dating? I probably would have hidden Cosmo from him. But back to the magic number of '77'. Here is where I get confused. To find out 77 things men like you would have to ask 1,000,000 I would think. Aren't all men stuck on blowjobs? I'm sure a guy wants his girlfriend/wife/one-night-stand to give him a blowjob while he's standing in the glow of the refrigerator shoving a donut or a piece of cake or drinking a beer for that matter. Or having a blowjob while he's laying flat on his back and not having to do anything on his end or, oh wait, maybe he wants you to strip for you and then you go over and give him a blowjob. I see so many magazine covers with numbers and the word "ways", like 25 ways to organize your kitchen cabinets. 44 ways to make extra money legally. But 77 ways to make your man happy? If I were a slave to what Cosmo says and I needed to do 77 things to make him sexually happy, I'd end up dead. Well then I would be just laying there then and.....